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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Jokes about the current situation in Lebanon

Joke 1:
Q: Why is Michel Aoun compared to a prepaid cellphone?
A: Because everytime he speaks, he loses "unité".

Joke 2:
Michel Aoun and Samir Geagea enter an asylum. The psychiatrist in charge asks Geagea who he is.
Geagea replies: “Jesus of course”.
The puzzled director then asks Aoun the same question. Aoun says: “First let me start by saying that Geagea is a liar. I barely know him and he is definitely not my son.”

p.s. If you got some more jokes about anyone, please post in the comments section.

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4 Comments:

At Wednesday, December 20, 2006 11:29:00 AM , Blogger MarxistFromLebanon said...

I got a zillion of those jokes on all figures :)

but I won't tell you about them for your sake ;)... to dangerous

 
At Wednesday, December 20, 2006 12:23:00 PM , Blogger Liliane said...

LOL, I know more, but some of them are just too offensive, 3ayb :D

 
At Thursday, December 21, 2006 6:55:00 PM , Blogger Ibn Bint Jbeil said...

here's one:

Michel Aoun and Samir Geagea enter an asylum. The psychiatrist in charge asks Aoun who he is.
Aoun replies: “Jesus of course”.
The puzzled director then asks Geagea the same question. Geagea says: “First let me start by saying that Aoun is a liar. I barely know him and he is definitely not my son.”

 
At Friday, December 22, 2006 9:46:00 AM , Blogger Liliane said...

Thanks ibn bint jbeil, but it is the same one that is already in my post ;).

 

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