Jokes about the current situation in Lebanon
Joke 1:
Q: Why is Michel Aoun compared to a prepaid cellphone?
A: Because everytime he speaks, he loses "unité".
Joke 2:
Michel Aoun and Samir Geagea enter an asylum. The psychiatrist in charge asks Geagea who he is.
Geagea replies: “Jesus of course”.
The puzzled director then asks Aoun the same question. Aoun says: “First let me start by saying that Geagea is a liar. I barely know him and he is definitely not my son.”
p.s. If you got some more jokes about anyone, please post in the comments section.
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4 Comments:
I got a zillion of those jokes on all figures :)
but I won't tell you about them for your sake ;)... to dangerous
LOL, I know more, but some of them are just too offensive, 3ayb :D
here's one:
Michel Aoun and Samir Geagea enter an asylum. The psychiatrist in charge asks Aoun who he is.
Aoun replies: “Jesus of course”.
The puzzled director then asks Geagea the same question. Geagea says: “First let me start by saying that Aoun is a liar. I barely know him and he is definitely not my son.”
Thanks ibn bint jbeil, but it is the same one that is already in my post ;).
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